John W. Lillpop

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Is Nancy Pelosi Just a Tad Too Liberal for America?

Sunday, 07 March 2010 06:25 John W. Lillpop

Satire By John W. Lillpop

With her hostile capture of the Speaker's gavel in 2007, Nancy Pelosi shattered the gender barrier, glass ceiling, and incredulity index all in one fell swoop. Since then, Americans have fretted that she may be just a tad too liberal to be second in the succession line for the presidency.

After all, Comrade Nancy does hail from San Francisco—the only American city that tried to join the former USSR, but was rejected because Moscow found folks here too far to the left.

In order to calm the minds of those fearing the worse from Speaker-Queen Pelsoi, several common myths and exaggerations concerning San Francisco liberalism must be debunked.

Namely, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT:

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Which Sins, Sister? Count Them and Weep!

Friday, 05 March 2010 11:53 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

In the March 1 edition of the San Jose Mercury News, the letters to the editor section inlcuded a weepy missive from a "Sister Fahey" who posed a rhetorical “Which Sins?” question with respect to illegal aliens.

The good sister used her bleeding heart pen to argue for amnesty, rather than deportation, of the millions of uninvited "guests" now squatting in America.

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Essential American Truths!

Wednesday, 17 February 2010 11:00 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

After watching millions of illegal aliens and advocates protest in the streets of America in recent years, it is clear that many newcomers, including those here legally, need to understand the following essential American truths:

*In 1848, The Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo was ratified by both the U.S. and Mexican Congresses. That Treaty ended any and all claims Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.

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When It Comes to National Debt, Obama Eschews Transparency

Saturday, 13 February 2010 19:13 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

If ObamaCare had actually made it all the way to Obama’s inbox, America would have been witness to a demest grotesque ceremony in which Marxists like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and The One would have congratulated each other for a “historic moment” in winning one for the underdog under classes,

High fives would have cluttered the air at the White House along with exaggerations and outright lies about how great socialized medicine is for the unwashed masses, although not quite great enough to meet the needs of elitist politicians and their families.

Liberals would have dedicated their win to the memory of the late Ted Kennedy, champion of communist medicine, and would have spared no cost in spreading the news of their greatest victory since the Emancipation Proclamation, which they would claim credit for, even though Abe Lincoln was a Republican.

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Lincoln, Reagan, and Obama: American Presidents with Ties to Illinois

Wednesday, 10 February 2010 12:43 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

On February 16, America will celebrate President's Day to honor the 44 men whom have served as president f our great nation.

Presidents Lincoln, Reagan, and Obama all have roots in Illinois.

Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky, but moved to Illinois which eventually became renowned as the Land of Lincoln. He is the most beloved of all of America's presidents, past and present.

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