John W. Lillpop

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Can Slapstick Comedy Save America?

Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:04 John W. Lillpop

Satire by John W. Lillpop

When former comic and bankrupt talk-show host Al Franken was manacled to the U.S. Senate last year, political scholars feared that the most deliberative body in the world would be transformed into a haven for sick jokes and bizarre acting out.

The quiet dignity and reserved demeanor associated with the esteemed title, “US Senator” was, according to pundits, threatened by the unseemly image of Bozo the Clown as protector of the US Constitution, and 300 million or so Americans in the peanut galleries from coast to coast.

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The Unhealthy Addictions of Barack Obama

Monday, 08 March 2010 13:23 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

Those who voted for Barack Obama cannot claim that they were not forewarned. In his own words, The One wrote of skirmishes with illegal drugs during his misspent youth.

It’s all there in The Audacity of Hope. Clearly, this is a man of substance..illegal no-nos, that is.

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Is Nancy Pelosi Just a Tad Too Liberal for America?

Sunday, 07 March 2010 05:25 John W. Lillpop

Satire By John W. Lillpop

With her hostile capture of the Speaker's gavel in 2007, Nancy Pelosi shattered the gender barrier, glass ceiling, and incredulity index all in one fell swoop. Since then, Americans have fretted that she may be just a tad too liberal to be second in the succession line for the presidency.

After all, Comrade Nancy does hail from San Francisco—the only American city that tried to join the former USSR, but was rejected because Moscow found folks here too far to the left.

In order to calm the minds of those fearing the worse from Speaker-Queen Pelsoi, several common myths and exaggerations concerning San Francisco liberalism must be debunked.

Namely, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT:

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Which Sins, Sister? Count Them and Weep!

Friday, 05 March 2010 10:53 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

In the March 1 edition of the San Jose Mercury News, the letters to the editor section inlcuded a weepy missive from a "Sister Fahey" who posed a rhetorical “Which Sins?” question with respect to illegal aliens.

The good sister used her bleeding heart pen to argue for amnesty, rather than deportation, of the millions of uninvited "guests" now squatting in America.

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Essential American Truths!

Wednesday, 17 February 2010 10:00 John W. Lillpop

By John W. Lillpop

After watching millions of illegal aliens and advocates protest in the streets of America in recent years, it is clear that many newcomers, including those here legally, need to understand the following essential American truths:

*In 1848, The Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo was ratified by both the U.S. and Mexican Congresses. That Treaty ended any and all claims Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.

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